Creating an online profile for couples who want a threesome

So you’re a couple, you are ready for some sexy adventures with another lady, and you sign up with a dating site. Now you’ll want to create a profile that attracts girls looking for a threesome.

How to start?

Dating sites all have different features, but since most (like Match.com) don’t allow couples to go on, we will show you how to optimize your profile to find a girl for a threesome on the main site where everybody goes for hookups; Adult FriendFinder.

Show them what you’ve got

The first thing you’ll need is some attractive pictures of you guys to put on your profile. If you don’t want your face to be on the site you can crop it or blur it out online at LunaPic. Halloween pictures are often good because it will show your fun side as well as (hopefully) your sexy playful one. If you don’t have any good pictures, here are some ways to get some:

• Dress up, go out, and ask any random person to take a picture of you in some fun setting
• Find an attractive corner of your house (bed, bathtub, in front of some wall art), get a camera with a timer and pose for a few together
• Screw the timer, get your partner undressed or in some hot lingerie, and take some pictures you would never show your kids

Now, it’s okay to show off your body in a sexy way, and if you’ve got a nice rack or a porn star penis by all means, put it out there if you feel the need. But remember, you want to entice the ladies, not scare them off, so keep it classy!

AFF allows you to have private albums too, so you can keep some pictures for the public, and the more intimate ones only for people you approach there. That way, when you email some girl through the site you can invite them to join your private network so they can see those exclusive pictures of you. Girls love exclusive things, and unlike VIP booths at nightclubs this one is free and easy to arrange.

Most importantly, since you are looking for a bi-sexual girl, you’ll want to show off the better half of your couple first. So make sure your profile picture shows of your lady in an enticing way.

Tell them what you want

On a direct site like AFF (where everybody knows what you’re there for), it helps to be clear about what you offer and what you are looking for. With that in mind, you’ll want to present yourself in the most attractive language and insert a joke or two, because you don’t want to sound too boring and serious. Sex should be fun, right?

Keep it witty, short and simple

So think about what you have to offer, why another girl would have a great time with you. Then sum that up in a short, witty way. You can emphasize special skills or physical assets that stand out, bragging is no problem as long as you don’t go on and on about it. They do need to know what a treat it is to party with you, after all.